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Either you're drunk or your braces are lopsided.
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American
Comic
and
Actor
,
1880
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1946
)
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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I drink therefore I am.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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