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“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
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“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”
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“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
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“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
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“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
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“The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
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“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination”
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
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“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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