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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
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