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I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host
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Dorothy Parker quotes
(
American
short-story
Writer
and
Poet
,
1893
-
1967
)
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Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
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I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
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By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying
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1893
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That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment
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