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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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