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“If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job”
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“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
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“The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.”
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“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”
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“I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes”
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“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
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“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”
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“I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.”
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“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”
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“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
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“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
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