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“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
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“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
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“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
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“The best mind-altering drug is truth”
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“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Lily Tomlin quotes (American Actress and Comedian. Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2003.b.1939)
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“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
Lily Tomlin quotes (American Actress and Comedian. Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2003.b.1939)
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“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”
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“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
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“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
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“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”
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