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“The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun”
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“Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.”
Mordecai Wyatt Johnson quotes ( Educator, )
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
Rita Mae Brown quotes (American Writer, b.1944)
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“The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep.”

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“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Smith quotes (American Author, Actor, Singer and Producer. b.1968 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips quotes
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“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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