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“The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.”
Samuel Goldwyn quotes (Polish born American movie Producer and Founder of the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) in 1924. 1882-1974)
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“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
Garrison Keillor quotes (American writer and broadcaster b.1942)
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“Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.”
Kehlog Albran quotes
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“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
Gregory Nunn quotes
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“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
Walter Winchell quotes
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“He would make a lovely corpse.”
Charles Dickens quotes (English novelist, generally considered the greatest of the Victorian era, 1812-1870)
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“My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth quotes
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“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
Mahatma Gandhi quotes (Indian Philosopher, internationally esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest, 1869-1948)
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“You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.”
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