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“When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse”
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“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
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“When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
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“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
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“One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people”
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“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”
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“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”
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