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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
Lynda Montgomery quotes
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter quotes (American "hierarchiologist", Educator and Writer, 1919-1990)
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“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

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“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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